Blog by VONNIE DAVIS -- International, Award-Winning Romance Author: Adventurous...Humorous...Amorous.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Monday Musings--There's an APP for "that"!

Calvin and I are at Bob Evans, having a late breakfast. The whole staff knows us here by name. As soon as I take a seat, one of the waitresses hooks me up to an IV of coffee and I get to work. Calvin reads his iPad and shares headlines and stories he finds interesting or kooky. Like just now. "Headline," he says. "Want to get pregnant? Now there's an app for that."

Well! That's certainly going to make writing my sex scenes easier. Hug, hug, kiss, kiss, touch, sigh, undress, ogle various parts, kiss, kiss, insert app. BOOM! Done.

Think of it. No more men with erectile dysfunction, having to resort to taking the pill also referred to as the Pfizer Riser. Although we will have problems with DA--dead apps. "What do you mean you forgot to charge the phone? How will the app work?"

I'm sure the article was referring to keeping track of a woman's fertile period and not the craziness my mind just whipped up. But that's how a writer's mind works, you see. Give us a serious fact and we'll create havoc with it...every time.

My Calvin is a writer, too, so you can imagine the amount of laughter at our house. He has a fabulous sense of humor. He has to to live with me.

That's all from me this Monday. I'm back to the writer's cave. Working on Shifters of Sonas Isle: KENDRIC.

5 comments:

Barbi Davis said...

I would love to have coffee with you and Calvin. It would be a blast. Also can't wait to read this book ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Barbi Davis said...

I would love to have coffee with you and Calvin. It would be a blast. Also can't wait to read this book ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Vonnie Davis ~ Romance Author said...

I'd enjoy that, too. I'd love to meet all my beloved Vixens. Many are so special to me. Yes, I'm sore we'd have a great time together.

Angela Adams said...

"Surfing the Net" will introduce you to all kinds of sources you never thought available.

Vonnie Davis ~ Romance Author said...

Calvin finds the oddest things to make us laugh. He'll say, "You could never put this stuff in a book. People wouldn't believe it."